And they're like 2-3 inches long... They are BIG. And gross. Harmless though, thank goodness...
Then it was either that same day or the next day I saw a HUGE bug crawling around on the outside of one of our windows (thank goodness it was on the outside!!), and it just so happened to be on a window that also has a HUGE spider that's been hanging out. I'll eventually get rid of the spider, but I've tried to have the whole "live and let live" mentality, and it isn't IN our house (or it'd be SUPER dead by now), so I've just been trying to let it be. Well, I made McGee come over to the window and see the HUGE bug and I jokingly said, "Wouldn't it be crazy if the spider got that bug?" but we didn't think it was really possible partially because that bug was SO much bigger and also because the spider and its web were inside the storm window (but not inside the house... just in that area between the storm window and the regular window). Well, the next day I was working and then I wandered over to the window and what did I see??
If you can click on this picture and make it bigger, you should try it... It is a CRAZY picture.
I immediately snapped a few pictures and sent them to McGee at work saying something super eloquent like, "Holy shit!! It got it!!!". So, I still plan on eventually getting rid of that spider, but for now I'm letting it enjoy its impressive feast.
Then this morning (Saturday) I woke up bright and early (like before 7am!) and decided to go outside and get an early start on some gardening/weeding that's been desperately needed in our yard. It's been SO hot and humid that I haven't felt like doing it any evenings after work... It was definitely an early morning chore. So, I headed out there at about 7am and got a nice early start. I started weeding and was loading the weeds into some of our yard waste paper bags (that's what you have to use over here... we don't get yard waste bins). We had one bag that we'd started filling a few weeks ago, but it was only like 1/4 full (they're quite big bags) so we didn't put it out with our garbage, and instead just kept it in our garage to finish filling at a later date. So, I grabbed that bag and hauled it out to the street so I could load the weeds as I pulled them, and it was maybe half full when I decided to move it further down the street so I didn't have to walk as far. So, I lifted it up and was about to move it when the whole bottom of the bag just dropped out. I'm guessing it got soggy or decomposed a little in our garage since it had the yard waste from a few weeks ago... Whoops. So, like the proper lady I am, I let out a string of expletives as the tons of dirt and yard waste started falling out all over the street. Luckily I was able to go grab some new bags and kinda shimmy them under the old bag and load most of it in without making too big of a mess. It was an adventure. An adventure filled with curse words.
So, that was my first adventure this morning. THEN after a bit more weeding I was getting kinda tired, but I still had to pull weeds and pick up a lot of the dead leaves by our walkway to our front door. So, I'd brought a box with me to throw the leaves and weeds in (I didn't want to risk the paper bag again!), and I decided to just sit on our walkway while I pulled weeds and picked up dead leaves. I picked up a big handful of dead leaves and I was carrying them towards the box I saw the BIGGEST SPIDER EVER resting on top of the leaves I was holding. It's body was the biggest body I've ever seen on a spider (like the size of a quarter... I'm not including its legs in that). So, again with the string of expletives. And this time they were slightly worse expletives. And I dropped the leaves as quickly as I could into the box, but the spider apparently did NOT like being put in the box and it literally jumped out of the box and onto the ground in front of me. Yes, it JUMPED. It landed right on the ground in front of me, and it was facing me. It totally freaked me out. So, I think I had the same reaction that anyone would have and I started shrieking loudly like a crazy person. And... let's not forget that it was only like 7:30am by this time. So, I'm sure my neighbors love me. I tried to flip the box over to squash the spider, but it got away...
Summary of the story is that I curse too much, I'm ready for Fall, and I'm a big baby when huge spiders jump at me. Here are a few cute pictures of Guinness to make up for those bug pictures:
Here he is looking sad...
But here he's looking more like himself!
And here's happy Guinness!!
And here is looking sleepy and resting his chin on my knee. I still looooove that little white stripe he has down his forehead! That and his spotted paws are just so dang cute to me.
I hope you all have a great weekend!!